21 Tinder Bios Celebrities Would Have If They Had Tinder

Let’s take a deeper look into these celebs and who they really are.

Tyler Perry

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Gurgle blarg glasses meow womp. I’m dorky!

That’s why her hair’s so big. It’s… full of secrets.

I’m just looking for a Kanye that I can love and cherish.

LOL, just swipe left. You have no chance.

I’m pretty. There, that should be enough.

I sell socks that my mom made.

Oh.

I smile for NO ONE.

I’m here, still.

The original dad bod. But now I’m hot.

Party. Alcohol. Beats. Cool. Dance. Fun. Hello… Not my interests, just the names of several of my future songs.

I’m the guy trying to hide my boner in the “Anaconda” video.

My acting mantra is: just scream the whole time.

I’m not sure how I got here. Or anywhere.

Don’t leave me, ever. EVER.

I’m a wrestler. Lol, jk.

I have a knack for looking sad. All the time.

Best known for my role as Sarah Sanderson in 1993’s Hocus Pocus.

You can call me Jeb Tronvolty.

When I’m single, my heart feels the way my balls do: slightly deflated.