Cow Gets Its Head Stuck In A Chair And The World Responds With The Worst Puns Ever
By Jacob Geers
A Northamptonshire cow managed to get itself in a bit of trouble this week when it started messing around with a common garden chair. A local fire department was dispatched to help the poor creature out, but it turns out that the cow had already managed to free itself. What we weren’t free from, however, were all the terrible puns that followed:
@northantsfire @raphaelite_girl You just know the cow's thinking: "Difference between you and me? I make this look good." #MIB
— R Wilton https://freeradical.zone/@futureidentity (@futureidentity) August 28, 2015
@northantsfire had it been playing moosical chairs? #cowpuns
— Paul Dixon 💙 (@PaulDixon) August 29, 2015
https://twitter.com/Wirral_In_It/status/637350824763596801
https://twitter.com/DCStanleyWMP/status/637245888847572992
https://twitter.com/stephencrump/status/637211604510085121
@northantsfire @DaveGorman sounds like bull to me
— Jamie Hastie (@cloughie77) August 28, 2015
@northantsfire @DaveGorman "Cow self released". Without an opposable thumb? Happy endings always nice…
— Barry (@thfc_cockerel) August 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/184219/status/637333163979751424
@northantsfire was that #cow a chairolais.?
— Dennis (@zolajack) August 28, 2015
@northantsfire @DaveGorman 'Mooove along. Nothing to see here'
— Steven Eccles (@sdeccles) August 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/JohnTWrigley/status/637187082713219072
These jokes are making me awfully mooooooody.
…We are grateful for the safety of the cow.