‘Diet’ Avocados Are Now A Thing So You Don’t Have To Feel Guilty About Ordering Extra Guac Anymore


If you’ve ever felt guilty about ordering an extra side of guac or that avocado toast (okay, who would ever feel guilty about that???), your world is about to be turned upside down. Because now you can buy “diet” avocados, which means it’s time to go on an all-avocado diet right this instant.

Spanish company Isla Bonita announced that their Avocado Light has up to 30% less fat than ordinary fruits, which means you can drink that green smoothie without feeling guilty! Wait, were people actually worried about the amount of fat avocados have?

People aren’t really sure what to make of this new superfruit, which has already been a point of contention for hipsters and other Millennials who think the whole avocado hype is kind of stupid. After all, how are you going to afford a house after buying all that low-fat avocado toast?!


Honestly, is this even a good thing?

We should be focusing our efforts on the things that really matter.

Anyway, this will be every dieters dream (probably), but for now it’s only available in Spain. See you in Barcelona, bitches.