Enraged Lover Commands Coworker To Stay Away From His ‘Almost-Girlfriend’

This employee took to the internet for advice after he received an email with the subject line “STAY AWAY.”

One of his colleagues at his new job was giving the posting user a scolding for hanging around a female employee that this coworker very much considered his significant other in all but name.

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How generous of this dude to “let him off with a warning.” Goodness, what a “nice guy” he is. Unfortunately, the message continues.

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While I feel bad for the man who received this email, I think I feel even worse for Julia. This guy’s behavior is very very concerning.

The internet had a few things to say about this:

What a thoroughly bizarre situation. Go to HR. Run to HR.