Everyone Is Freaking The Fuck Out Over How This Guy Opens His Bread
Have you ever been flatmates with a psychopath? I suppose this guy didn’t think he ever had, either, until he saw a terrible sight in his kitchen that had him running.
Twitter user Al McKayy learned the terrible truth the hard way: his roommate opens his bread like a legitimate serial killer would.
https://twitter.com/Almckayy/status/838811931309969408
Who does this, besides people who are bloodthirsty, have a terribly dark past or are looking to start a violent revolution?
Let’s be clear, though: this wasn’t a one time thing, but a pattern of behavior the roommate displayed.
https://twitter.com/Almckayy/status/838884066422374401
Everyone was ready to diagnose Al’s roommate as a grade-A sociopath, because let’s be serious. What else could be wrong with him?
https://twitter.com/Almckayy/status/838875239069143040
It turns out, this isn’t unusual for psychopaths. Others have come forward to show that they, too, are uncivilized human beings who don’t deserve to own a loaf of bread.
https://twitter.com/jasephshow/status/838951169196191744
It’s just not normal human behavior!
I found proof pic.twitter.com/G604g5bal4
— Alice (@staytiny) March 7, 2017
@Jfarrers do they snarl, eat raw steak and howl at the moon?
— WriteFilmSleepRepeat 🇪🇺 #BLM 3.5% (@SongoftheOss) March 6, 2017
this surely must be the devil's way of communicating with the world pic.twitter.com/SF9GkswfH2
— Karabo M (@karabom____) March 7, 2017
Most people just wanted the best for Al and tried to give him some advice.
@ayy_deeee run, forget the deposit just run!
— Bart "Won it Six Times" Hobson (@BartHobson) March 7, 2017
remember you sleep in the same house as that person!
— Bart "Won it Six Times" Hobson (@BartHobson) March 7, 2017
@mapduliand I'll be locking your bedroom door tonight if I was you
— Find me a spanner and I'll find you Grapes (@Kipplewinker) March 6, 2017
This goes to show that honestly, accidentally living with a psychopath could happen to anyone. Just keep an eye out for the signs.