Here’s What Kind Of Girlfriend You Are, Based On What Kind Of Wine You Drink



You’re very sweet and unassuming. You’re absolutely the Betty, not the Veronica. Like, you probably have your hair in a ponytail 80% of the time. You’re very loving in relationships, but in a low-key way. You aren’t PDA central, which I’m sure the people who hang out with you appreciate.


You always make your boyfriend watch The Bachelor with you. But tbh, you know he groans and makes fun just for show. Down deep, he’s harboring a fat man-crush on Chris Harrison.

Sauvignon Blanc

You’re easy going and dependable. You stick to your word, no matter what. Basically, the Friends theme song plays whenever you show up. You have a tendency to end up in very long-term relationships.

Pinot Grigio

You are so boring. I’m sorry, but someone had to say it. You’re cute though!




Damn okaaaay, I see you, you lil’ sex kitten. Your warmth and sensuality are unparalleled, and everyone is immediately drawn to you. You’re attentive and a hint mysterious, something that makes your partner incredibly attracted to you.


You’re that chill combo of girlfriend and best friend. You’re somehow goofy and graceful all at once. You’re always down to be weird together and never take life too seriously.

Cabernet Sauvignon

You’re that girl everyone wants to date. You walk into the room and people just fall in love. Your energy is contagious and you’ve been called the life of the party on more than one occasion. You bring all these qualities to your relationship and are the perfect combo of spontaneous and confident.


You’re willing to do anything once. If you know what I mean. (You know what I mean, right?)


You always hashtag #foreveralone or make jokes about having cats despite the fact that you almost always have a boyfriend. Seriously, what’s the longest you’ve been single? Like, two months?

Pinot Noir

You’re adorable. Like, button nose, girl-next-door type. Men have probably called you “wife material” before and honestly? It’s so true. I would hate you if you weren’t so damn endearing.