I’m A Virgin And I’m Going To Coachella: HELP!
By Ari Eastman
That’s right: two Coachella virgins (myself & Crissy Milazzo) are hitting the road to experience ~*festival life~*. We’ll be documenting the whole thing: the highs (we’ve been told there are free snacks for *the press*) and the lows: when Drake doesn’t automatically propose to me. For those who’ve never gone but have always wondered what it’s like, hey babe! Come join us. It’s going to be an adventure. A sweaty, sweaty adventure.