“It’s Handled”: 35 Times People Lost Their Sh*t Over ‘Scandal’
The majority of shows I watch I catch on the Internet a day or so after they air. But not Scandal. Girl, when Olivia Pope & Associates is on at 10 p.m. on Thursday night, don’t call me, don’t schedule a meeting, don’t email me, don’t send a fax. Last night’s Season 3 premiere of left me hollering and screaming at my television, all while downing a big glass of red wine, Olivia Pope style. Scandal is the one show you have to watch right when it comes on, or else you feel like you’re missing something. Why? Because you are: at least a dozen of your Facebook friends or Twitter followers will be live-bloging, going ape-shit over every plot twist and bitchy quip.
Like so!:
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Olivia's wearing the white coat…we know what that means. #Scandal
— refinery29 (@Refinery29) October 4, 2013
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#whitecoat bout to be trending pic.twitter.com/XX8su2kfDi
— B. Mad (@same_ol_b) October 4, 2013
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Liv shoulda said "Mellie girl, I know we have our differences, but don't let this white coat & snatched swoop fool you, Im black" #Scandal
— Jordan Collins (@TheReal_JordanC) October 4, 2013
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I'm naming Olivia Pope's white coat "Obamacare" cuz it provides FABULOUS COVERAGE. #Scandal
— Rakesh Satyal (@rakeshsatyal) October 4, 2013
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That white coat will be on ALL the fashion blogs tomorrow morning! #OliviaPope #Scandal 📺
— ALEXIS GREENE (@AlexisLovesMe) October 4, 2013
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That white coat is baddddddddddd. I love it #Scandal
— Jamal Paisley (@Jamal_Paisley) October 4, 2013
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Sally is really trying it. She must not know that Cyrus will kill her in her sleep without blinking #Scandal
— Black Girls Talking (@blkgirlstalking) October 4, 2013
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Fav #Scandal line: "You're getting on that plane come hell or high water. And make no mistake, I'm the HELL and the HIGH WATER!" ~Daddy Pope
— Lisa Rayne (Author) (@AuthorRayne) October 4, 2013
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"I am the hell and the high water" is the new "I brought you into this world and I can take you out." #blackparenting #scandal
— jalylah (@jalylah) October 4, 2013
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"And to be clear. EYE am the hell AND the high water!" BRUH!!!! This is making me want to get all A's in school. #scandal
— Rod Live Tweets (@RodLiveTweets) October 4, 2013
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Olivia got out the limo, ran her fingers through that weave and BAM! Transformation lol. #Scandal
— Jenn M. Jackson (@JennMJack) October 4, 2013
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When Olivia took that bun down in that limo and all that hair fell into place like a J-Sett team @ Gay Pride!!!!! >>>>> #YESGAWD #Scandal
— Yellow Cake (@Taetachip) October 4, 2013
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Cyrus trying to have another heart attack #Scandal
— jezebel dodai (@jezebeldodai) October 4, 2013
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scandal is the ONLY show where we support the side hoe & can't stand the wife!! #Scandal #ScandalABC
— Talaya Gabrielle (@LayHickson) October 4, 2013
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woooooooooooooo I just watched Season 3 episode 1 !!!!! #SCANDAL
— Motivated Soul (@AlmondJoyAlicia) October 4, 2013
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I am hell and the high water!! #Scandal #GetGlue http://t.co/lEy9ehNNQH
— Nadine Chucri (@nadine_chucri) October 4, 2013
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SCANDAL SEASON 3 PREMIERE GAVE ME EVERLASTING LIFEEEEE BITCHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Johnystyle (@R0wanJ0hn) October 4, 2013
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My recap of #Scandal is up! Shonda an' 'em came out swinging and I am HERE for it! http://t.co/4M2X1yrrMC
— Awesomely Luvvie (@Luvvie) October 4, 2013
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"Twice as good…to get half as much." So many of my fellow POC have heard and lived this truth our whole lives! #Scandal
— Zach Stafford (@ZachStafford) October 4, 2013
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Joe Morton to Olivia: "You have to be twice as good to get half of what they have." What every Black parent tells their child. #Scandal
— Nerdy Wonka (@NerdyWonka) October 4, 2013
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TWICE AS GOOD HALF AS FAR. Thank you #Scandal for going there.
— Britt Julious (@britticisms) October 4, 2013
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Daddy Pope is putting her in CHECK!!!!!! YES!!! "You have to be twice as good to get HALF of what they have!!" YES!!! #Scandal
— Ansel Deangelo Hicks (@cscprince) October 4, 2013
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There's gotta be a Dominican salon in Olivia Pope & Associates' office building. Olivia and Abby's hair looks salon fresh. #Scandal
— Dolly Pardon (@ButtaBaby) October 4, 2013
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Even through all these trials and tribulations Olivia Pope's hair is layed like poetry. That's God's favour. #scandal
— Christiana Mbakwe (@Christiana1987) October 4, 2013
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Olivia Pope hair stay laid #Scandal
— ~Jeanelle~ (@Jnelly93) October 4, 2013
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"You raised your skirt and opened your knees to a man with to much power."- scandal
— ♕HappyKindaBitch♕ (@BellaAnimaPura) October 4, 2013
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RAISED YOUR SKIRT AND OPENED YOUR KNEES !!!! #scandal #raescommentary
— Rae Holliday of SFPL (@RaeHolliday) October 4, 2013
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Damn you raised yo skirt and opened your knees. Olivia's Daddy is cold lol #Scandal
— Stefanó Prugante (@Chappells_Show) October 4, 2013
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oh god that black folder OH GOD #scandal
— Tony Moldynachos (@ihatetonyy) October 4, 2013
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I can't right now with #Scandal What's in that black folder?? This premiere is killing me!!
— The New Teresa (@TheNewTeresa) October 4, 2013
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OH dammm she got the black folder #Scandal
— MsTikaAlwayz (@Tika3212) October 4, 2013
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Idk if I can survive a whole week without knowing what is in the black folder. #Scandal
— AK Prestridge (@OfficialAK_16) October 4, 2013
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"What did Cyrus see in the folder?" The price of Knicks season tickets. Fitz in a skort. The aftermath of the #governmentshutdown. #scandal
— Vulture (@vulture) October 4, 2013
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I'm honestly more worried about what's in that envelope that Cyrus has than than the government being shut down. #Scandal
— NYC Doorman (@NYDoorman) October 4, 2013
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I don't know what a kill folder is, but I know Kerry Washington's contract ain't up. So I'm chillin. #Scandal
— Xavier D'Leau (@TheXDExperience) October 4, 2013
I really lost in when daddy was all, “What did I always tell you? You have to be twice as good to get half as much,” a mantra that every person of color has been told by an elder in their family. People of color have to work twice as hard as white people just to get half of what they have. It was so delicate and brilliant — bringing race into the equation without even being obvious about it. At that point, the black Internet lost it. Participating in the live blogging and reacting to the show on line with a bunch of strangers adds a whole new weave track layer to the experience. But, um, how are we going to survive long enough to make it to next week?!