Most Searched Porn Categories By City – What Weird Sh*t Is Your City Into?

Pornhub is more than one of the internet’s most well-known bastions of sex videos – they leverage their massive popularity for the sake of social anthropology. While still protecting the anonymity of their users, Pornhub regularly conducts in-depth analysis about what people are watching, and the results are always really interesting. And they’ve even played the “charity as marketing” game, so you know they’re as legit as any other big company.

The most recent study to be released by the porn giant breaks down top searched video categories by city.

• People retreat to their greatest stereotypes when it’s time to jerk it. I’m looking at you, LA with your casting porn, and Portland/yoga porn. Racial correspondences are obvious.

• It’s not like I live in a pristine bubble of prudishness, but I had no idea so many of you were into cartoon porn. I’m not judging. In fact, since it bypasses a great deal of the exploitation involved in the production of traditional porn, I’m going to give it the feminist seal of approval.

• MILF and mom, Phoenix? Okay. I see you.

• Lisa Ann is running this. (Respect, but I do not get it. Her boobs look like beef jerky wrapped around a balloon in a sort of meat papier-mâché situation.)

• I wish I could go back to the simpler times of a few minutes ago when I could innocently believe that we were all of the same page. That page being “mercilessly make fun of Farrah Abrahams, but never actually watch her porn videos.” I thought that was the glue holding this country together. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.