Nancy Grace Is The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Person On Twitter
By Rob Fee
Say what you will about Nancy Grace, as long as one of those things is the ridiculous hashtags she uses on Twitter. If you’re not familiar with hashtags, they’re normally used to connect people talking about the same topic or to track how many users are discussing a particular subject. You’ll see them during big sporting events, television shows, or as games during Comedy Central’s @midnight.
Nancy Grace, however, plays by her own rules.
Instead of just discussing news stories or posting info, she always tags her tweets with the most ridiculous hashtags you’ve ever seen. Rarely will you see sensible ones like #Breaking or #Update, but instead she tries to sum up a tragic story in an absurd hashtag. Here are some of the most notable ones she’s ever posted:
Still think pot is harmless? I don’t! #TotOnCarRoof
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) April 16, 2014
Cops say a 90lb dwarf travels across the country to have sex w/a little girl. Call me now w/questions: 877-626-2901 #DwarfSexSting
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) April 22, 2014
Was this a #MurderForPizza?
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) September 28, 2012
I only hope that this guy will get an all-female jury! #VacuumSex
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) November 21, 2013
Cries are heard in a dumpster, but it’s not a baby animal: it’s a newborn baby boy. Who threw this child away? #TossedBaby
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) February 28, 2014
Every time I talk about this, people say pot is no worse than alcohol. Are those my only 2 choices in life—to get high or drunk? #PotAndTots
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) March 12, 2014
I don’t blame this lady for having a beer, people #BreastAndBeer
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) March 28, 2014
Cops: Wife says ‘God told me to do it’ #StabbedAtAltar
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) March 19, 2014
A lot of perfectly normal people murder their children #BabyInDryer
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) September 11, 2012
How do you accidentally run down a pregnant mom at a golf course? #PregMomRunOver
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) September 14, 2012
Do I want a naked man sliding his booty down an inflatable slide—then my kids using that slide? I can’t even think about it! #PervyPJParty
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) February 7, 2014
How many people must die before this stops?! #PotToBlame?
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) April 17, 2014
A family purchased a bottom round steak from Walmart. Little did they know, their dinner was allegedly laced with LSD! #LSDSteak
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) March 11, 2014
A tot is reportedly seen wandering the street half naked, wet, shivering & holding a beer. How did this happen? #BeerTot
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) November 27, 2013
This spring cleaning turns deadly—when cops find the bodies of 7 dead infants hidden in a garage #BoxesOfBabies
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) April 15, 2014
#BabyForSale? Call me now: 877-626-2901
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) June 26, 2012
I want answers #BoxOfInfants
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) December 18, 2013
His lover is pregnant, but cops say: this guy doesn’t want the baby, so he cooks her breakfast–laced w/ the abortion pill! #KillerPancakes?
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) April 1, 2014
A mother of 5 is dead after “Brazilian butt-lift” surgery goes wrong. Why was her procedure performed by an uncertified doc? #ButtToDieFor
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) April 3, 2014
They stored this precious girl’s body in the freezer? May they rot in hell! #FreezerTot
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) February 7, 2014
I can hardly cook a pot of macaroni & cheese—so how did this mom allegedly help kill & dismember her hubby’s former lover?! #DismemberedMom
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) January 30, 2014
This was not just a ‘friendly dance’ #TeacherLapDance
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) April 29, 2014
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) August 9, 2012