Manhattan-Libs

I’ve come up with some New York-style Mad Libs to make your life a little easier. Just fill in the blanks, and people will think you’ve lived here your whole life.

Self-Motivation For Losers

The amazing thing is how great I am at motivating myself to NOT go to the gym. If not working out were a thing people aspired to achieve, I would be the Dr. Phil of sloth.

An Open Letter To Seamless Web

Unlike drunk texting, which can ruin everything, drunk ordering only comes with the risk of falling asleep before my pizza arrives.