Trying Is For Losers
In reality, the person who tries to win the lottery is an idiot and the person who never tries is smart.
You Ever Have Those Days When You Just Can’t Even?
What’s even the point of having a dog when nobody likes your cute Instagram pictures of it?
How To Take Your ‘Never Have I Ever’ Game To The Next Level
Here are some “never have I ever” prompts to bring your boring old drinking game to the next level.
An Open Letter To All Hibachi Chefs
I swear if you use your spatula to make another pile of rice shaped into a heart look like it’s beating I’m going to take a dump on the grill.
Why You Shouldn’t Donate Blood
Unfortunately, your blood is not always going to go to poor Little Johnny.
Judgment Free Zone? No, Thanks
The only one who can judge people is the Lord himself. Unfortunately, the Lord is often MIA when there’s prime judging to be done.
20 Game Ideas For The Future Of Late Night TV
Freestyle rapping about U.S. drone strike civilian casualties with Katy Perry
The Trials And Tribulations Of A Facebook Private Eye
The only description I have is his first name and a few facts. He’s relatively tall, he has dark features, and he likes to play basketball. She also said he’s most likely in a fraternity. Helen Keller could have given me more information.
15 Shark Tank Pitches That Never Made It To Air
EZsleep: At-home hibernation pods in which users can place themselves in a medically induced coma for an extended period of time
5 Ways To Boost Masculinity and Become A True Alpha Male
Go to the gym? Ride a motorcycle? Sure, those tips may help softly push your inner bitch aside.