How To Learn To Love Again
Start cheating on your husband. Create a list and tick off ‘cheating on my husband’ as ‘completed.’ Tick off ‘cheating with a husband’ as also completed. Start to watch your face turn into a different face in the mirror.
We Need To Talk About Grindr
So what’s the problem with Grindr? Why does every guy I’ve talked to have a love/hate relationship with a simple app? Why is there a stigma automatically attached to anyone who has that little orange icon on their phone? Why have we started slut-shaming our friends and ourselves?
5 Ways To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You
If ANY of these signs should rear their ugly head, tell her you know the score and dump her immediately. She may seem baffled, but don’t let this trip you up. Just say, “Nice acting, babe, but you’re no Megan Fox. Peace.”
5 Things That Would Happen If Arnold Schwarzenegger Was President
As soon as we say “Hasta la vista, baby” to that pesky ‘no foreign-born as Pres’ law, he’ll needs your clothes, your boots, and your vote.
Leave The ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ Alone, You Heathens!
Somebody waving a flag doesn’t offend me, and it shouldn’t offend you either.
Affirmative Action Laws Aren’t The Problem
On Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014, the Supreme Court upheld the right for Michigan to abstain from taking racial preference into consideration when admitting students to public universities.
12 Signs You’re Dating a Girl, Not A Woman
1. Her life is “so” complicated.
Female Privilege Isn’t Real You Crying Diaper Man-Baby
The path to positive contemporary masculinity is not paved in fussy listicle tantrums.
This Is Your Chance To Start Over
It’s time for a new beginning, one in which you’re allowed to ask questions as long as you don’t hurry in finding their answers.
All The Things I Want To Say To My Depression
I may be depressed. I may be pissed. But I am also talented and smart and skilled. I am kind. I want the world to be better. I have a future. I am not going to die.