Women can talk all the shit they want about men but the minute we decide to stop bending over and taking it, we’re called sexist by some embittered Lena Dunham fan that’s frustrated with men almost as much as she is with her decision to major in Women’s Studies.
Remember when getting a job was relatively easy?
Instead of worrying though, I’ve created my own version of “making it”.
You see, all I do is make mistakes and then I try to make it up;
Me, myself, and I are calling quits and finally breaking up.
What is there to gain from walking around looking like a grade schooler with a beard who just fled from a public school gym class?
Okay. No matter who or where you are, the scenario is always the same: It’s Saturday night, you’re leaving the club,…
You have questioned your obsession with this person. You look back on how she entered your life. It was not in…
Everyone wants to be a celebrity, especially if you live in New York or Los Angeles. You may not have millions but if you have an apartment below 96th street in Manhattan, you’re halfway to acting like you’re rich. First, tell everyone you know about how great it is living in Manhattan and how you “barely use the subway” because you can walk everywhere. This is key – especially when you’re with people who live in Brooklyn and Queens.
Unlike some people, I don’t have the pleasure of sleeping in until 8:30am and getting into work at 10:00am. Oddly enough, where I work is less than a 10-minute walk from where my apartment is, so you would think I would sleep in until the last possible minute, right? Not so fast. What you have to realize is that as we creep into summer, the sun starts rising earlier and earlier as the days drag on.
It started back in the early 2000s. It was a hot summer, I was done with school and my friend Andrew and I were incredibly bored. Around 10:00am, we were lying around on couches, watching television, thinking aloud as to what we would do for fun that day.