You Are My Favorite Work Of Art
So take all of my money at Sotheby’s because
I’ll raise my paddle and bid on you.
So take all of my money at Sotheby’s because
I’ll raise my paddle and bid on you.
Love is…
It will be hard to love me because you are scared. You are scared of what was and what could be. It will be worth loving me.
For some reason, alcohol convinces you that it’s a good idea to talk to people that you don’t normally talk to.
Surely there is no scientific breakthrough which allows you to inhale your body weight in stuffed crust pizza AND rock a dress which resembles a glitter pen.
You will start off feeling like the luckiest girl in the world, look at me she thinks, I have an actual prince charming who dotes on me and promises me the world on a daily basis- this.is.it.
The hardest part of living in another place is missing new life to say hello, and not being able to say goodbye at the end of a life.
Instead of focusing on whether or not social media voiced an enjoyment of the story or hated the characters, there needs to be more than that.
Use this guide when a dodgy guy at a ball asks you if you’d like to skip those who were too keen and head out for a snog and possibly rumpy-pumpy.
13. Not to be rude, but aren’t all Americans fat?