Songs I Hear All The Time At My Part-Time Candy Store Job + Their Candy Equivalents
“Laredo” by Band of Horses + Cookies ‘n Cream fro-yo
Used to like it but I think they changed the recipe.
“Rehab” by Amy Winehouse + Amaretto Milk Chocolate Pecans
Hint of booze, dusted in white powder, less rich than they should be.
Any song by Ben Folds + Gummi Freedom Rings
Hey there, 2002.
“Dog Days are Over” by Florence & the Machine + Mango Gummi Bears
Wish the other 12 flavors were this good.
“Bubbly” by Colbie Callait + BBQ Pecans
Make me think about farting.
“King of Everything” by Sarah Bareilles + Chocolate-dipped Potato Chips
Don’t feel like they should be this good, but really, why not?
“Tripping Billies” by Dave Matthews Band + Neon Sour Gummi Worms
High-school remnant I kinda still love now, in limited amounts. Or huge amounts, depending.
“With a Little Help From my Friends” by Joe Cocker + Homemade Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Possibly even better than the real thing?
“Summer Day” by Sheryl Crow + Chocolate Dipped Peanut Butter Ritz Sandwich
Slathered in chocolate but it’s still just a cracker.
“Radioactive” by Kings of Leon + Lemon Drops
Physically pain me, but the kids sure do love ’em.
“If it’s Love” by Train + Black Licorice Ropes
Pure evil. Just?no. Who is the person that likes this? Why is this still happening?