Taylor Swift Is Allegedly Hiding In A Giant Suitcase And Everyone On Twitter Wants To Know WTF Is Going On

By Callie Byrnes

We know Taylor Swift has been a little under wraps lately, but we didn’t realize she was this under wraps. According to Spin 1038, Swift was allegedly recently spotted outside her Tribecca apartment — except, here’s the thing, she was in a giant suitcase.

https://twitter.com/spin1038/status/886958783670386688

The claim seems a little, ah, weird?

I really don't even know where to start with this https://t.co/BgWSEkIZMg

— Jon (@prasejeebus) July 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/886998522700021760

https://twitter.com/allexpenny/status/887018048485457920

I’m going to be honest, I’m not sure what Taylor would be doing in a giant suitcase. Would she be hiding from the media? Doing some weird performance art? Just getting some well-earned alone time while on the go? I have so many questions and so little answers.

But honestly, whatever the reason, is it wrong that we kind of hope the rumor is true?

I've never been more certain of anything in my life. Taylor Swift *IS* hiding in that suitcase.

— Hannah Orenstein (@hannahorens) July 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/calvinstowell/status/887004463453663235

https://twitter.com/Arpwel/status/887010038673543168

OK, so I don’t know wtf is wrong with Taylor Swift, but just look at the jokes.

Maybe she's having a bad face day, we've all been there idk https://t.co/eVbFTSNk1u

— carla ciccone (@cciccone) July 17, 2017

Me, a pleb: I pack my clothes in a suitcase when I need to travel.

You, Taylor Swift: I pack myself in a suitcase when I travel.

— Luke Brown (@MLukeBrown) July 17, 2017

pls come out of your suitcase and drop an album @taylorswift13 https://t.co/Fs1uSH6Gtg

— Will Ganss (@willganss) July 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/itslaurenyap/status/887003356815929345

https://twitter.com/allisonMcrist/status/887030386366271489

or someone put a curse on taylor swift turning her into a suitcase.. more likely if u ask me

— coffeys (@coffeys) July 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/Yelix/status/887002043222822912

You OK, Taylor? Knock twice if yes.