The 24 Best And Worst Pick-Up Lines


Maaaarcus, darling. I don’t have any panties on. Lady Eloise, Boomerang
Sit with me and watch me choose you. Watch me earn you. Fitz, Scandal
You know, it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section…Because you could melt all this stuff. Vinnie, My Blue Heaven
I’ll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. Seth, Superbad
I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much before. Edward Cullen, Twilight
Want to know how I got these scars? The Joker, The Dark Knight
You might be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debator. Austin Powers, Goldmember
You’re a fuckin’ ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood. Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
Suck me, beautiful. Stifler, American Pie
Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself. Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock
You are going to turn down a pussy like THIS? Strangé, Boomerang
I want all of you. Forever. Everyday. Noah, The Notebook
Now, on the one hand, it is very difficult for a man to even speak to someone who looks like you. But, on the other hand, should that be your problem? Hitch, Hitch
MUSTAFA: You want Lebanese Delight? MARY: Sure. Bring it out. Party Girl
I want you to teach me how to be fabulous. Michael Alig, Party Monster
Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night. Paul Martel, Unfaithful
Flute-playing enhances my finger dexterity. Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock
I don’t exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex? John Nash, A Beautiful Mind
You’re good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you’ve got a look in your eye like you haven’t been fucked in a year. Tony Montana, Scarface
I’m just a girl… standing in front of a boy… asking him to love her.Anna Scott, Notting Hill
You had me at hello. Dorothy Boyd, Jerry Maguire
JESSICA RABBIT: You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do. EDDIE VALIANT: You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do. JESSICA RABBIT: I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
I don’t bite, you know…unless it’s called for. Audrey Hepburn, Charade
I always did like a man in a uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? I’m home every evening. Mae West, She Done Him Wrong

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