The Miley Cyrus Sex Doll
By Thoughtis
Have you ever wanted to have sex with Miley Cyrus? Have you ever been curious about Hannah’s Montana? Well now you (sort of/not really) can with the “Finally Miley” sex doll which celebrates Cyrus’ status as a legal adult. Naturally Miley is pissed about the creation. She’s released a (false) statement saying, “Only my masseuse, trainer, ex-boyfriends, current boyfriend and co-stars can have sex with me. This is disgusting!”
All kidding aside, this actually is kind of disgusting. How is it legal to take an 18-year-old’s likeness and turn it into a sex doll? How are a million people not being thrown into jail right now? After only being on the market for two days, the doll has apparently sold out. That means an innumerable amount of men (and possibly women) are having their very own party in the U.S.A. right now. Somewhere the real Miley is taking a very long bath right now.