The Most Important 8 Seconds of Video You’ll Watch Today

Other than being associated with a VMAs performance that gave me unprecedentedly fulfilling sex dreams about Beetlejuice (do me dirty, Robin Keaton Beetlerapist), this video is hands down the most I’ve ever enjoyed Miley Cyrus.

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Videos like this are impressive for their ability to take two people who hold less than no appeal for me, Miley Cyrus and Nic “Are You Fucking Kidding Me With No ‘K’” Cage, and turning it into something I want to curl up with and giggle at until I die. But then again, Nicholas Cage has always had a face meant for stickin’ on things.