The Sex Toy You’ll Enjoy Most, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You’re kinky and adventurous, so you’re up for pretty much anything. And I mean anything. After all, you don’t mind a little pleasure mixed in with your pain. That’s why you should try nipple clamps. If you like getting your breasts sucked, then this is the next best thing.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Admit it, you can be pretty lazy. That’s why handcuffs are going to become your very best friend. When your wrists are tied together, it’ll be hard for you to move yourself around. That means your partner will be stuck doing all of the work while you just enjoy the moment.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You hate making decisions, which is why you need to head to a sex shop and purchase a rabbit vibrator. That way, you don’t have to decide if you want to play with your clit or be penetrated. With your brand new sex toy, you can experience both sensations at the same exact time.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You don’t get the appeal of the whole 50 Shades Of Grey movement. Honestly, “vanilla” sex isn’t all that bad. That’s why you shouldn’t force yourself to try something super kinky. Just get a feather tickler, so you can run it across your partner’s skin. That way, you can keep things simple and intimate.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
You’re used to looking into mirrors, so you can admire your reflection while you’re being fucked. Well, it’s time to try something new. It’s time to try a blindfold. You’ll be amazed by how much your other senses heighten when your sight is cut off. After you use a blindfold, you’ll finally see that sex is about more than just visual pleasure.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You hate messes. You strive to make sex as clean and hygienic as possible, which is why you should buy a dildo or vibrator that’s water-proof. If you can use your toy in the shower, then you won’t have to worry about getting dirty. You’ll be able to wash any mess you create right down the drain.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You’re all about the give and take. You want to give your partner as much pleasure as you get. It’s only fair. That’s why–and this may sound crazy–you should invest in a strap-on. You never know how much you’ll enjoy swapping roles with your partner. It’s worth a shot, at least once.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You’re as naughty as they come, so the thought of orgasming in public is insanely sexy. That’s why you should buy a pair of vibrating panties. Then walk around the mall or go out to dinner with your partner, while letting them hold the remote. That way, they’ll have complete control over when you get to feel that sweet sensation.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You don’t mind experimenting. That’s why you’re completely open to the idea of anal. Of course, to make it easier, you should buy a butt plug and insert it an hour or so before you have sex. That way, you’ll get used to the sensation of something being inside of you. You could even skip anal, and just keep the plug inside while your pussy is being penetrated. Whatever works for you.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
You’re not the type who feels like they need sex toys in order to enjoy sex. That’s why you should keep it simple and grab a paddle. If you don’t want to buy one, grab something around the house that will work the same way. Then, instead of spanking your partner, smack their ass with the paddle. It should add a little extra excitement to the occasion.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You’re creative. That’s why you shouldn’t let gravity confine you to the same boring sex positions. Buy a sex swing and set it up in your room. That way, you’ll be able to let your imagination run wild. You’ll be able to throw yourself into all new positions that you never thought were possible.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You love to pamper your partner. They’re your best friend, which is why you feel like they deserve the world. That’s why you should buy massage candles. After asking them to strip down and giving them a relaxing massage, you can drip the hot wax onto their skin. It’s the perfect mix between kinky and romantic.