This Bridesmaid Rapped The Bride And Groom’s Love Story And It’s Straight Fire

Well, this bridesmaid just raised the bar for my future wedding and just about every other important life event I’ll ever have.

We all know that bridesmaids are superhumans who usually keep shit from falling apart during one of the most stressful times of the bride’s life. I mean, who else would take the time to find the perfect stripper for the bachelorette party and would follow the bride into the bathroom just to help her pee? But this woman — AKA The Real Slim Katie — proved that bridesmaids really can do it all when Eminem’s track started playing during the reception and she stood in front of the guests for the most (and perhaps only) epic rap toast in the history of weddings.

Katie recounted how the couple met and their journey together, from when they first met (he was engaged to someone else) to when they moved 3,000 miles away from home together. Except instead of just telling the heartwarming story, she spit rhymes over a sick beat. Incredible.

The best part was that even the bride had to bow down to Katie when it was all said and done. Sure, it’s the bride’s special day, but we all know Katie is the true star of this show.

I don’t ask for much in life, but I do hope that someday I’ll be #blessed enough to have someone who cares about me so much that they’ll stand in front of a room full of strangers and spit straight fire when the beat drops. Until then, I’ll be waiting for your mixtape to drop, Katie.