This Dad’s Bumper Sticker Has A Hilarious Secret Message And You’ll Laugh Your Ass Off When You See It


My absolute favorite thing to do while driving is trying to read the bumper stickers on the car in front of me. Is it safe? Absolutely not. But is it entertaining? You bet. Honestly, bumper stickers are an underappreciated art form.

Sure, sometimes I get so angry at what the stickers say that I seriously consider ramming my car into theirs (haha! Just kidding! Maybe! I don’t know anymore!) But it’s the funny ones that really stick with me, and I can honestly say I’m obsessed with them.

When I first saw this photo tweeted by Jonny Wags, it fell into the first category — personally, I get furious when parents pull the whole “don’t touch my daughter, she is a perfect pure angel” bullshit.

Also, doesn’t it feel a little out of place next to the Bernie Sanders sticker??

But then Jonny posted an up-close picture of the same bumper sticker and I just about spit out my coffee:

We were not prepared for this.

Honestly, I feel like there’s a bigger story to this and I’m thoroughly disappointed that I’ll never know it.

Everyone pour one out for this dad who definitely won the Internet today.