Aries

[2:00 am] heyyyyyyyyyy

Taurus

You’re right.

Gemini

I dig all of your personalities.

Cancer

We can cuddle after.

Leo

i’ll ghost you and then watch your instagram story until we both eventually die.

Virgo

You can organize my finances in an excel spreadsheet. Yes, I would love for it to be color-coded.

Libra

everything sucks.

Scorpio

Scorpios don’t sext, they get sexted.

Sagittarius

wanna get drunk on wine coolers and insult each other?

Capricorn

i’ll let you make my 5-year plan.

Aquarius

you can be my therapist. 😉

Pisces

wanna talk about ur feelings?