Aries

U Up? 😉

Taurus

Will Be Remembered Probably

Gemini

Nothing because no one could decide what to write about you TBH

Cancer

Ross And Rachel Were Not On A Break, That Is All

Leo

Hottest Corpse In This Damn Cemetary

Virgo

Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone

Libra

Rest In Peace, Dude

Scorpio

Here Lies THAT Bitch

Sagittarius

Errrrbody In This Box Getting Tipsy

Capricorn

Loving Spouse, Parent, CEO, PTA Member, Artist, Writer, Surgeon, Activist, Etc. Omg Did They Ever Sleep?????

Aquarius

No Comment

Pisces

Died Crying To The One Direction Movie, Which Is All You Really Need To Know About Them As A Person