This Is Why You Have No Chill, Based On Your Zodiac Sign



(March 21 – April 19)

You have no chill because you literally can’t wait for anything or anyone. Everything is on your own time, done your own way and by yourself. I get that you’re impatient and get things done more quickly when you’re on your own, but if you slow down and work with others, you will get so much farther in life.


(April 20 – May 20)

You have no chill because you never listen. Damn, take some advice for once. Things aren’t always going to work in your favor if you don’t listen to the others around you. You have a powerful work ethic for the things you want and are determined to get it. Just imagine if you actually listened to how you can.


(May 21 – June 20)

You have no chill because you really do believe you can get everything done all at once. You believe nothing can stop you, but have you ever heard of exhaustion? Yes, it’s a thing. You will feel it. Whether it turns up in the half-written assignments you hand over to a boss or when you fall asleep on the way to turn up at a show. It will get to you. Take a break amongst the millions of deadlines you have and everything will turn out the way you want it to be.


(June 21 – July 22)

You have no chill because you literally get so emotional about anything. Stop crying already. Things are going to end up in your favor. Eventually, you just have to pull yourself through the bull shit to get there. The thing is, you’re driven by your emotions. You’re going to always feel a lot at once, but that’s what gets you what you want as well. Relax. Listen to your emotions and let them guide you, not control you.


(July 23 – August 22)

You have no chill because you really do think you have to be the best at everything. It’s like, really, sometimes, you’re not, and that’s okay. Being the best at everything is overrated anyway, because then what else do you have to work for? Take a breather and let someone else be the best for once, maybe you can learn a few things.


(August 23 – September 22)

You have no chill because you need every single little thing and detail to be perfect. If it isn’t, or if people around you aren’t acting accordingly, you have a fit. You’re only human, and so are the people around you—not machines to be hard-wired into your liking. When you finally realize this, you might even see that imperfection is actually a good thing.


(September 23 – October 22)

You have no chill because you work so hard to create the life you’ve always imagined, but sometimes the picture in your head isn’t fitting to what was actually meant for you. This makes you overwhelmed because suddenly, not everything is how you want it to be. This doesn’t mean your dreams are fading or dying or that you should give up, it just means it’s time to create new ones. Sit with yourself and decide what it is you really want and get rid of what’s not really meant for you.


(October 23 – November 21)

You have no chill because you think everything has to do with you. Sometimes, people really just have other struggles going on in their life, and you can’t take that so personally. Being self-aware is a strong asset and works in your favor, but just because you know yourself so well, doesn’t mean you know others just the same. If you come to realize this, not only will you stop taking things so personally, but your relationships will become stronger for it.


(November 22 – December 21)

You have no chill because you literally just do not care. Are you even considerate of other people’s feelings? It’s like those around you don’t even exist. We get that you are the best and know everything, but cut the rest of us some slack. We’re trying to keep up with your greatness the best we can. Relationships take two people and if you don’t try, then we won’t either.


(December 22- January 19)

You have no chill because you really just have like NO chill. You really can’t relax or take a joke or put your feet up. It’s great that you acknowledge the importance of every action you make, but it can easily build up to stress if you don’t let loose once in a while. I would suggest watching stand up comedy, regularly. Let laughter fill and consume you at least once a week. Not everything has to be so serious.


(January 20 – February 18)

You have no chill because you’re the type of person who wants so badly to be loved, yet has a strong desire to be alone. You avoid making plans with others because you want to sit at home and enjoy the silence. Then, you’re at home wondering what others are up to and why they aren’t there to remind you of how much they love you. Everyone loves you, you just don’t allow us the time to tell you! Remember, there’s time for others and for yourself, you just have to arrange it.


(February 19 – March 20)

You have no chill because you actively avoid your actual life for the one that you imagine. You’re always so far in your head, and as great as it may be, (believe me when I say that the rest of us are jealous because it seems like a fun place to be), sometimes it’s good to actually experience the reality that’s in front of you. Who knows, what you have always imagined could become what you’re actually living one day.