This Man Says He ‘Won’t Date Hot Women Anymore’ And Now Everyone Is Savagely Roasting Him On Twitter
I love nothing more than listening to a man talk about how he could get any woman he wanted, really, he swears, he just chooses to date women who are more average-looking. Good news, friends! Now we can read about it, too.
For some reason, The New York Post decided to give this guy a platform to talk about how vapid and terrible hot women are and explain why he’d much rather date less attractive women because at least they’re “soft” and interesting. But rest assured, everyone! He could totally date any of those hot people if he wanted to, he just doesn’t want to anymore. He swears!
Twitter had a lot to say about this guy, because, well, there is a lot to say about this guy.
Average-looking area man announces he's done dating "hot women."
Also, I've announced I'm not going to date supermodels anymore. pic.twitter.com/vCbranlc8q
— jordan (@JordanUhl) April 13, 2017
People could definitely relate.
I'm too gay and married to declare that I'm not going to date Chris Pine anymore
— Daniel Summers (@WFKARS) April 13, 2017
You've empowered me to break things off with Jason Momoa
— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) April 13, 2017
This is EXACTLY the same reason I decided to stop dating Bradley Cooper 🙄
— Tory Banknell (@ToryBanknell) April 13, 2017
Funny..I stopped dating guys who pose on bar stools declaring to the world they've stopped dating hot women. Cripes. #next
— Jen S (@jens2763) April 13, 2017
After all, what sane woman could resist a man with a muscular build and a ~mostly~ full head of hair?
Fake news pic.twitter.com/S53aPrkTeg
— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) April 13, 2017
And he’s such a stand-up guy!
I can't get over this article. This has the best thing I've read all week. It just keeps going. pic.twitter.com/XK9cOknPne
— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) April 13, 2017
In fact, he is so humble that his fiancee is just “merely beautiful” and not a supermodel, unlike his last girlfriends. What a giver!
Omg I can smell the negging all the way from California. GIRL RUN. YOU STILL HAVE TIME. pic.twitter.com/9VJyZVbdqK
— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) April 13, 2017
And though we all believe him — we promise! — some of us would still like some proof.
Yeah, I think hot women were done dating him a long time ago. As in, never.
— ThunderBirdKY (@ThunderBirdKY) April 13, 2017
"Average" is awfully kind of you
— katie (@katefeetie) April 13, 2017
Speaking of his fiancee, I wonder how she feels about all of this. Has she read the article or are they saving that for after the wedding? I could see it becoming a heartfelt reception speech or part of his sure-to-be-emotional vows.
What. On. Earth.
Who says that? Imagine how awkward his pillow talk must be: "I'm so glad you're not a 10!"
— jordan (@JordanUhl) April 13, 2017
Well, I’ll give him this: he definitely has something that I wish I could have.
Lord, give me the self confidence of a mediocre dudebro
— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) April 13, 2017
Here’s to hoping he and his “average” wife have a long, happy life together — or, you know, that she realizes what an egotistic guy he is and she gets tf out.