This New Hotline Will Text Back All The Fuckboys In Your Life So You Don’t Have To


Every woman has been in the situation at least once: some creepy-ass dude comes up to you somewhere (in a bar, a coffee shop, on the street, you name it) and won’t leave you alone. You try to politely reject his advances, but he still insists you give him your number and won’t take no for an answer. What do you do?

Everyone has a different way of handling this situation — sometimes you give a friend’s number, sometimes you make one up, and sometimes you just honest to god give your own because you’re not really sure what else to do.

But ladies, you’re going to want to save this number somewhere, because it’s probably going to help you out. let me introduce you to The Mary Sue Rejection Hotline.

Want to know how it works? Just give all the creepy dudes in your life this number instead of your own: +1-(646)-926-6614. When they call or text it, they’ll receive this message:

Oh hello there. If you’re hearing this message, you’ve made a woman feel unsafe and/or disrespected. Please learn to take no for an answer and respect women’s emotional and physical autonomy. K THANKKS.

The best part? If they use the texting option, the hotline will wait an hour to respond to him, giving you just enough time to get away before he realizes it’s not really your number.

Honestly, if you’re tired of fuckboys in your life, this is basically the solution. I’m never texting anyone back ever again.