Twitter Imagines What The White House Would Be Like If Ivanka Married Her College BF And It’s Absolutely Hilarious
We all like to imagine how life would be if the people in the White House were a little different (say, not Donald Trump), but very few have talked about how things would have played out if Ivanka had married someone else.
The Atlantic‘s Molly Ball tweeted to her followers: “Imagine if Ivanka had married her college boyfriend instead of Jared.” And it definitely sparked an entire discussion about Ivanka’s ex Bingo and just how he could’ve changed the whole political climate.
Imagine if Ivanka had married her college boyfriend instead of Jared. His name is BINGO & he looks like this https://t.co/itIb13kGNV pic.twitter.com/PvogHBVT2a
— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) July 12, 2017
Let’s just say that things would be a little different over in the Middle East…
https://twitter.com/tylerkenthill/status/885216804146171905
https://twitter.com/joelcifer/status/885216314306035713
https://twitter.com/darth/status/885218165814247424
And he’d probably be more trustworthy, honestly.
Honestly, I trust this guy more and all I know about him is he does cocaine. https://t.co/1RVUUyLhOe
— Karl Poggerfeld (@MattFratt) July 12, 2017
Bingo Gubelmann would be too busy doing coke with the Maroon 5 bassist to commit treason.
— Aᴀʀᴏɴ Cᴀʟᴠɪɴ (@aaronpcalvin) July 12, 2017
And he’d probably be a little more fun than Kushner, to say the least.
https://twitter.com/AngelND/status/885219210124767233
According to some Twitter users, Bingo is actually a pretty good guy.
https://twitter.com/SangersAxolotl/status/885216868960796673
Yes! He went to my high school and everyone loved him. Bingo forever.
— katiebakes (@katiebakes) July 12, 2017
WE WANT BINGO.
Bingo Gubelmann 2020 https://t.co/p3xVfXLQbm
— Aᴀʀᴏɴ Cᴀʟᴠɪɴ (@aaronpcalvin) July 12, 2017
Don’t worry, we’ll wait.