Twitter Users Describe What ‘It’s Creepy Clown Would Have To Say To Get Them Into The Sewer And The Answers Are Hilariously Relatable
The newest adaption of Steven King’s “It” has finally made it into theaters, and it has all of us asking the same question: what would Pennywise have to say to get you into that damn sewer?
Twitter user pennydook shipper decided to ask the Internet for their answers, and people definitely got creative.
https://twitter.com/dmizzy15/status/908103149952659457
"I can cancel your remaining student loan balance down here" https://t.co/RiGv8kgsES
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) September 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/Nathiarenee/status/907807084481302528
https://twitter.com/RummHammm/status/908110459299135493
I am almost ashamed of how relatable these tweets are.
"I have the ability for you to make eye contact with a girl for more that 1 second down here" https://t.co/qYsrW5jSJ2
— tommy (@SuicidalTommy) September 14, 2017
https://twitter.com/trissytyrrell/status/908127345214500864
https://twitter.com/GerryMcBride/status/908089084958138370
Does Pennywise have some sort of magical power that can bring One Direction back together? Asking for a friend.
https://twitter.com/narryisart/status/908106456876040192
https://twitter.com/DrakeBible_/status/908141447592935425
https://twitter.com/NifMuhammad/status/908143906264666113
— 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖚𝖓 🐀 (@Shadowfaaax) September 13, 2017
Even Chance the Rapper played along.
"I got Trix Yogurt" https://t.co/0kxVVdGeuu
— Chance The Rapper (@chancetherapper) September 14, 2017
But, like, can you blame him???
Okay, honestly, as much as I hate clowns and “It” has me shaking in my boots, there are a few things I’d probably let myself be lured away with…
"Obama is still president down here."
— Ace (@AceAlvarez13) September 13, 2017
Pennywise: Beyoncé is down here.
Me: pic.twitter.com/QwMyDPRR2l— 𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐁𝐎𝐘 (@saidtheSADBOY) September 13, 2017
Yep, we’d all be doomed.