What Your Favorite Game Of Thrones Character Says About You


Strap in. This is going to be a long one, folks.

1. Ned Stark

You truly value honor above all. You’re very loyal to your friends, occasionally at your own detriment, but they know that they can depend on you for anything. Your loyalty and good nature often makes you an easy target for some, as you erroneously assume everyone has the same good intentions that you do. You try to be fair and unbiased when looking at most issues, but sometimes this will come back to bite you in the ass…er, neck, as it were.

2. Catelyn Stark

Family is the most important thing for you, bar none. Sometimes you might do things that seem sort of crazy in order to protect your loved ones, but it all comes from a genuinely good place. Your strong will and inherent leadership qualities will often draw people to you and spark long-lasting friendships. Also, you know how to make one helluva dramatic “exit” at weddings.

3. Robb Stark

Your favorite Disney character is probably Simba from The Lion King. Just kidding. (Sort of.) You are very well-meaning and have the best of intentions, but perhaps you’ve picked up a bit of naïveté from one of your parents. You always want to believe the best of others, even when it’s quite obvious that they may not believe the best of you. You love passionately and quickly, which can sometimes get you entangled in difficult situations. You also may not be the best at following through on certain engagements…

4. Sansa Stark

People tend to underestimate you a lot, but that’s okay because you’re going to come back one day and surprise them all. Your true strength lies in your mental abilities. You’re always silently analyzing situations and figuring out how to play them to best ensure your survival and advancement. You’ve probably had a pretty tough life, but your strong self-preservationist streak has gotten you through it. You also are probably horribly unlucky in love. Sorry about that one.

5. Arya Stark

I’m gonna be honest here, you’re a little scary. I mean you’re totally awesome, but you’re also, like. Fucking terrifying. You’ve seen a lot of awful things in your life, and maybe that’s made you a little harder as a person. You might scare some people off with your angry scowl and creepy death list, but your true friends know what a great person you are and will stick by you because of it.

6. Bran Stark

You’re really in touch with nature and animals. You probably wear hemp bracelets and talk about how being outside “just makes [you] feel, like, alive. You know, man?” You’re kind of a spur-of-the-moment decision maker. If some random dude shows up to tell you that communing with the woods is the best way to get in touch with your inner power, you’ll totally ditch your little brother to go with him. You’re also incredibly determined, and tend to shine in the face of adversity. Just keep doing you and who knows, you may find your greater purpose in this wild game of thrones life.

7. Rickon Stark

Oh, yeah! You! People are always forgetting about you for some reason. You kinda just hang back and do your own thing. You may not be the family favorite, or the sibling who’s really out to make a difference in the world, but that’s okay! You’ll probably stay alive the longest because of it, at the very least.

8. Jon Snow

You don’t really talk that much, but thankfully you’re pretty enough to get away with it. You always have this look on your face that makes it seem like you don’t really understand what’s going on around you, but you might actually just be cold. You’re a good person at heart, but unfortunately it rarely helps you out in the end. There’s something about you that people just naturally gravitate towards. They want you to give them a sense of direction in life. Just avoid all romantic relationships. They will probably end badly for both you and the other person involved.

9. Theon Greyjoy

When you were younger you might’ve been kind of an asshole. You probably thought you were really cool because you hung out with the popular kids, even though they kinda just kept you around to make fun of (and their parents said they had to include you in things). But then some truly terrible shit went down and now you’re just trying to make it to tomorrow. Sorry about the sharp turn your life took, man.

10. Cersei Lannister

You definitely won the award for best bitch face in high school. You were maybe denied power over a lot of important decisions in your early life, so you now seek it out in any way you can. You can be quite cruel to those you consider “lesser,” but sometimes your anger is justified. Very few people can outsmart you, though many have tried. Just please remember: don’t have kids. It will end badly, no matter what you think.

11. Tyrion Lannister

Somehow, in the face of the many terrible things that have happened in your life, you always manage to keep your wry sense of humor about you. You may not get along well with your family, but that’s okay because your sarcastic jabs are always better than theirs in the end. You also have a soft spot for any others who seem to be put down. Also, you bag hot babes/dudes. Who wouldn’t be drawn to your jaded sarcasm?

12. Tywin Lannister

You probably really enjoyed reading The Prince in high school and debating with your professor about why it was better to be feared than loved. Image is the most important thing to you, and anyone who fucks with yours will be ruthlessly taken care of. Some may call you tyrannical, but you’re just doing whatever’s necessary to ensure your success. This may lead to the destruction of many (or all) of your close relationships, but hey, you’ll still get what you want in the end.

13. Jaime Lannister

You’re a misunderstood dick with a heart of gold, but most people probably don’t believe that last bit. You definitely were the golden boy/girl of your high school, the one people thought was going to go far in life. But then something went wrong and now you’re right back where you started. Which is still a pretty good place to be, thanks to your family, but you probably want to set out on your own and figure out what you really want to do with the rest of your life.

14. Margaery Tyrell

You are a master of deceit, but because of your outwardly sweet demeanor no one expects it of you. Only your family ever really knows where your head’s at, and that’s how you like it. You are great at spinning terrible situations to work out for your benefit, and it’s helped you to constantly move up in the world. You should totally become a PR person. Or first lady, whichever you’d rather.

15. Brienne of Tarth

You are an honorable badass, which is something that’s hard to find in this world. People constantly put you down and tell you that you can’t, but you just keep trying your hardest to show them that you can. You’re like that girl in high school who everyone made fun of, but then at the ten year reunion she came back and was awesome and worldly and serving in the Kingsguard (here’s to hoping for that last one, anyway).

16. Daenerys Targaryen

So you may come off as a little crazy at times, but you’re cool enough that most people don’t really pay attention to it. Your strong sense of morality will keep those you consider close at your side for life. However you might bite off more than you can chew sometimes, and should be wary of your own limits. Also, you were probably really obsessed with some random animal in elementary school, like horses or cats and would get really offended if anyone said anything bad about them (“WHERE. ARE. MY. DRAGONS?!”).

17. Littlefinger

Well, it’s not like you pretended to be trustworthy in the first place. Actually, you’re kind of surprised that people continue to believe anything you say, but you’re just so good at saying it! You have a way with words, and that’s helped you get out of a number of sticky situations. Be careful whom you teach your lessons to, though. Because they may turn out to be paying more attention than you originally thought…

18. Oberyn Martell

You are fucking awesome. No, seriously. I’m not sure there’s much else to say about you that those two words don’t encompass. Fucking. Awesome. Unfortunately, your hubris will probably be your downfall. You’re a very passionate person both in your private and public lives, and sometimes that passion will lead to you overlooking something crucial. You’re a stickler for justice, but unfortunately in this world the bad guy sometimes gets away with it.

19. Joffrey Baratheon

Really? Really? Joffrey is your favorite character? Are you insane? Do you like torturing and belittling everyone around you for the sake of your own amusement? Do you take pride in asserting your dominance over those who can’t rebel against you? Do you listen to Ke$ha’s “Die Young” a lot? Because maybe you should… After all, it’s only a matter of time before one of the many people you’ve spent your whole life terrorizing decides to take their revenge.

20. Hodor

Man, you’re the best. You’re just a really, really nice person who wants to help and protect those who can’t quite protect themselves. Unlike literally every other character on this list, no one hates you or particularly wants to kill you! That’s a huge achievement in this world. Also: “hodor!”