What Your Favorite Kardashian Says About You

Khloe

You’re funny and well-liked. You’re never going to be the most perfect person on the planet, but you’re okay with that. You love your friends and would do anything for them. You might seem hard on the outside but you’re a softie at heart. You believe in Love with a capital L, and though you may have been overlooked every once in a while, you know it gave you a thicker skin to deal with the haters. (Hi, haters!)

Kylie

Some people might interpret you as dramatic, but you don’t really get it. You just do your own thing. You’re known for your edgy style, and most definitely have your phone glued to your hand at all times for none shall mess with the skill that is your Instagram game.

Kim

You were the popular girl in high school — no one quite knows WHY, but you just were. You’re good at identifying and befriending people who are going places, and personally identify with Beyonce’s Upgrade U as the soundtrack to your life. You either have impeccable taste, or adopt taste impeccably. You see things as black and white and don’t understand people who spend their time waxing quixotic. You’re too practical and busy for that.

Lord Disick

You’re hysterical. People love you or they hate you but either way, you’re happy. You’re confident in your choices. You’re not quite like anyone else, and though people like to think you’ve made huge strides as a human being, you know that you’ve just been doing you all along —- it’s everyone else who’s had to catch up.

Robert

You’re in your late 20s, looking back on your youth and wondering, “what happened?” (This is existential crisis #45 for you at this point.) You worry about being past your prime. People often forget to invite you to brunch. #Dark.

Kourtney

You’re laid back and never get upset about anything — it’s a point of pride for you. Your flawlessness is effortless. You don’t scramble, you just always come out on top.

Kendall

You’re zen, serene, and wise beyond your years. You’re probably the oldest sibling in your family, and your yoga instructor knows you on a first name basis. You’re mature and responsible. You love low key days at the beach, and are just generally happy and calm and cannot be bothered to live a life below your level.

Mason

You don’t usually follow the status quo — you’re an individual. When you have kids, you will take them on daytime field trips to Whole Foods to buy chickpeas for your homemade hummus. You also spend about 50% of your day looking around and wondering how the hell you became surrounded by plebes.

Kris

Oh dear.

You always get what you want. Your social skills are off the charts — you’re very good at wooing people. You’re extroverted and love to surround yourself with the people you love. You go out of your way to help everyone in your life succeed — whether they want your help or not.

Bruce

You’re a dad or a daddy’s girl. You love corny jokes. You tuck in your shirts, and generally wouldn’t admit to liking the Kardashians, but come on, you do. You know you do.

Brody

You’re a chill guy who begins conversations with your friends with “Bro…” You’re really hoping for a season 2 of Bromance so you can audition. You are still secretly hung up on that one girl who got away however many years ago.

Brandon

You’re overwhelmingly positive and normcore. You love this music video:

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Kanye

You are a god.