What Your Favorite Orange Is The New Black Character Says About You


Piper Chapman

You’re used to being the center of attention, and admire other people who have similar ambition. You like to think of yourself as a goody-goody, although you have a hidden bad side that comes out every now and then. You have a very idealized view on life, and you’re a perfectionist to say the least.

Larry Bloom

You’re probably a nice person who does their best with the hand they’ve been dealt. You’re a fairly loyal person, but you have a breaking point — same as everyone else. Your’e probably closer to your parents than most people you know.

Alex Vause

You’re a regulation badass. You relentlessly go after the things you want and you live on the wild side of life. You expect a lot of people, but that’s just because you’d go above and beyond for them, especially that special someone.

Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren

All you want is to be accepted and loved, something that you’ve probably been deprived of at some point in your life. You want people to see the real, vulnerable you that lies behind a misleading exterior. Your’e loyal to anyone who is willing to look out for you, and will likely do whatever they ask to keep them in your life.


You are driven by your passion, whatever it may be. Anyone who tries to interfere with your goals and dreams better watch out. You have built something for yourself that you consider valuable, and you will protect it with your dying breath.

Sam Healy

You try to be a nice person, but your efforts are usually ignored by those around you. You sometimes have a hard time figuring out exactly what your direction is, but once you figure it out, you’re going to stay diligently on that road.

Tasha “Taystee” Jefferson

You’re the life of the party. People love to be around you and your positive attitude. Your family life is complicated, but luckily you have friends that will always look out for you.

Poussey Washington

You put your friends first, and love them unconditionally. You like to keep your life drama-free and want to do the right thing to the best of your ability. You’re sensitive and easily hurt, but you hide your emotions for the sake of others.

Nicky Nichols

You’re a lover — always seeking companionship with other people. You trust those people to take care of you, just like you’ll always take care of them. They give you the motivation to stay on the right path.

Tiffany “Pennsatucky” Doggett

You are truly yourself, but also are looking to understand other people. Sometimes your methods can be questionable, but you believe that your intentions are good and you ultimately just want to be accepted.

Sophia Burset

You are the definition of going against the odds to be the person that you truly are. You aren’t afraid to flaunt your inner and outer beauty for the world to see and want others to achieve theirs as well. You take an interest in people, and because of that they feel they can talk to you.

Daya Diaz

You are highly independent. You like people who stand up for things and you look for people to prove themselves to you. You’re extremely family-oriented because you know that they’ve got your best interest in mind. There’s something about you that men are drawn to.

Lorna Morello

Despite pain that you have suffered, you are always there for other people. You want them to feel love from you that you haven’t felt from others. You’re extremely passionate, which sometimes can make you seem a bit obsessive, but it’s really just your way of showing how much you care.

Vee Parker

You take charge of situations and look for people to follow you. You are incredibly smart and sometimes ruthless in your methods: you’ll do anything to achieve your goals. People are kind of afraid of you, and you use that to your advantage.

Sister Ingalls

You aren’t entirely sure of what you want in life, but you do know that there are a lot of things in this world worth standing up for. You look for direction from others, but you aren’t afraid to stand alone. You want to be an inspiration to others and be remembered for doing something important.

Big Boo

You have a competitive nature and like to win. You come off as not caring what anyone thinks of you, but you secretly want to belong. You’re smarter than people think, and have a lot of different methods of achieving your goal.

Brook Soso

You’re a talker. You always have something on your mind. You see meaning in everything and aren’t afraid to stand up for what you believe in. Some people may say you’re naive, but it’s just because you see the world in your own way.

John Bennet

You’re a sweetheart. You want to be the good guy and have people like you. When you fall in love, you fall hard.

Joe Caputo

You care about other people. You want to do the right thing, but aren’t completely confident that you can do so. You’re constantly looking for a window of opportunity, and will take any chance that you get to achieve your goals.

Yoga Jones

You are very much at peace with yourself. People love having you around because you’re a great listener and you care about other people.

Norma Romano

You don’t talk much, but people love having you around anyway. And hey, just because you ain’t talking, doesn’t mean you don’t know everything there is to know just by listening.