Why Did Ted Nugent Grope Himself On Stage While Campaigning For Donald Trump?

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It seems to be a rite-of-passage for surrogates of Donald J. Trump to eventually lose their marbles. Rudy Giuliani totally forgot the 9/11 terrorist attacks happened at one point, alleged that Hillary Clinton was never at ground zero with him. Michael Cohen hilariously asked what polls showed Trump down, at a point of the campaign where all of them did. And now Ted Nugent — an already controversial figure — decided to grab his junk in front of a crowd assembled in support of Trump.

“I got your blue state right here, baby! Black and blue!” he yelled, grabbing the bulge in his pants.

The crowd cheered wildly, but does anybody know what he means? Does he get blue-balled a lot by women once they hear him talk? Does he have a medical problem that needs to be addressed by a doctor? Is it a cry for help? Maybe Ted should go to Healthcare.gov, get some health insurance, and figure this problem out in a more private manner?

Thank Jesus this election is almost over.