“what music do you like listening to?”

“Anything really”

“What’s your favorite color?”

“They’re all nice I guess”

“Did you see the new episode of [insert show here]?”

“I don’t really watch TV”

“Hey wanna face me in [insert video game/board game/any game]? I bet I can beat you!”

“I don’t really like to play games”

“Wanna go for a walk? I know a nice place down the street we can eat at?”

“Eating outside gives me stomach aches and I don’t like to exercise my feet too much.”

“Okay, we can sit here in silence together, then.”

“………… You’re so quiet.”

BITCHWHAT

— jaythaprxphet