21 #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome Tweets That Won’t Actually Work, But Will Give You A Laugh

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There was a spider in my car and so I had to set it on fire. No way to get to work now. #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— Theresa (@riceforbrains) July 14, 2015

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I'm stuck at the door waiting for my cat to decide whether to go out or stay in. #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— Mama Mary (@Mar3sons) July 14, 2015

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The cable guy is coming between 8am today and sometime next week. #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— Marc Hilliker (@MarcHilliker) July 14, 2015

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The squirrels are loitering around my car. They look like a tough group #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— Jeremy Just (@one_ring_77) July 14, 2015

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#RidiculousExcusesToStayHome I can't human today.

— Melissa Palmer (@NoompsyDahling) July 14, 2015

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Friends marathon is on TV #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) July 14, 2015

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#RidiculousExcusesToStayHome Microsoft is downloading updates…I may need tomorrow off as well.

— Steven McCue (@koosk47) July 14, 2015

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I woke up in a good mood, and I don't want to ruin it. #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— darksidedeb (@darksidedeb) July 14, 2015

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My kid and I started playing hide and seek last night and I have yet to find him #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— larabee (@lbissilly2) July 14, 2015

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#RidiculousExcusesToStayHome Netflix isn't going to watch itself

— TheMeanJeanMachine (@Ninja_MILF) July 14, 2015

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I'm giving my cat a bath and the hair keeps sticking to my tongue. #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— The Regulator (@shaunmaher) July 14, 2015

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#RidiculousExcusesToStayHome I'm scared of wind.

— Lady A (@she_nutt) July 14, 2015

13.

I just dicovered I have incognito browsing. #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— Mixty Motions (@iamnotchjohnson) July 14, 2015

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#RidiculousExcusesToStayHome but Zayn just posted a sassy tweet…

— Hunter July (@HunterMarch) July 14, 2015

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If I don't go out there Kanye can't interrupt me #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— Incidentally, Rob (@papermonkeynz) July 14, 2015

16.

I put my contacts in backwards and now I only have hindsight. #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— darksidedeb (@darksidedeb) July 14, 2015

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There's some nefarious looking individuals outside #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome pic.twitter.com/hN55JXSWWA

— Mr. Brightside (@Will3K85) July 14, 2015

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There were so much LEGO on the floor that I was unable to get to the door. #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome #lego pic.twitter.com/uO5pCTC5gA

— PlayWell TEKnologies (@PlayWell_TEK) July 14, 2015

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I know it sounds odd, but I can't even #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— The Shadow (@MaxHandles) July 14, 2015

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Winter is coming. #RidiculousExcusesToStayHome

— Josh (@jrado95) July 14, 2015

21.

#RidiculousExcusesToStayHome watching Air Bud

— Shannon Lankton (@GeeLankton) July 14, 2015