30 Uber Drivers Talk About Their Weirdest, Creepiest Passengers 

9. About a year ago I was driving a little before midnight and picked up someone in a somewhat run down part of town. The guy gets in the back, and didn’t respond to my greeting. He was wearing a really awkward black coat of some sort which had pink fuzz lined on the shoulders and arms. The first thing I noticed was an absolutely overbearing stench of straight up shit. I started to sniff and cough because it was so powerful and rancid. He began to quietly snicker, and I could see a grin form on his face with the little lights I had in the back of the car. He had a massive nose, and very ‘rubbery’ features. I said “hey man, whats with that smell? Its making me sick” He looked up into the rear view mirror and I could see his eyes were bloodshot. He was staring at me in the mirror with this creepy smile. He softly said “just open a window and keep driving.” He began digging in his backpack and pulled a phone out, turned the flash light on and pointed it at his chest. He opened his coat, and I saw what looked like some type of writing and symbols of mud all over his chest. He was holding his phone with one hand and picking this ‘mud’ off his chest. Then he loudly barked “HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A SCAT PARTY? IF NOT THEN SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!” Just then we rolled up to a red light, he cackled loudly and ran out of the car into the woods. I was completely dumbfounded in disbelief. I got out and looked in the back seat, where I found his backpack and this dried shit he had picked off his chest. I opened the backpack and there it was full of shit covered clothes. I immediately went home, cleaned my car, got super drunk and took a shower trying to forget everything that just happened.