50 Hopeless Romantics Reveal The Dumbest Thing They Have Done To Impress A Crush

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37. I went to every party he was at. I don’t like parties.

38. The guy I liked my senior year of high school was a huge Chicago Cubs fan so I went to champs and bought every V-neck cubs shirt I could find (I’m large chested). Unbeknownst to me, a friend ended up telling him I bought them so he would notice and the next week he saw me in the halls and pointed out that my shirt looked way too tight. I actually just bit the inside of my cheek.

39. He mentioned he liked this little independently owned pizza place across town. We were in college and I didn’t have a car, so I took a bus across town to pick up this pizza and bring it to our informal club meeting. Took like an hour round trip on the bus with a giant 18” pizza, and it was definitely cold by the time I got there. Offered him some and he turned it down— I later learned that he was a super picky eater and didn’t like any of the toppings I got. One of my friends helped me eat the pizza.