50 Men Who Gave The Absolute Worst Proposals In Human History

4. Me and my sister went to watch twilight new moon when it first came out and when we walked into the theatre this guy and girl were up in front of the whole theatre giving a speech about how she was his lamb and he was a lion a la first twilight cringe Edward speech to Bella. He proposed, she said yes, and they then proceeded to sit down and watch that mess of a movie. I was shook and I still feel the cringe to this day. It wasn’t even a nice theatre lmao

5. My cousin’s marriage proposal was ruined because the person next to them at a booth (restaurant) told his gf that he saw my cousin writing the marriage question underneath the table cloth (she was supposed to lift it up and see it later on) when he was in the restroom.

6. I’m on good terms with one of my ex-girlfriends, so I got to hear this story of how her husband proposed to her:

They were sitting around their apartment one day and he asks her, “hey, can you get my phone from the bedroom?” Okay, she gets his phone for him. A minute passes. “Hey, can you get me a glass of water?” She gets him a glass of water. Another minute passes. “Hey, can you bring me that pair of socks on top of my dresser?”

She gets the socks. The ring is in the socks. He proposes. He actually thought he was being romantic. She thought it was weird as fuck.

Even weirder, she said yes, and they’ve been married for more than ten years.