50 People Who Should Have Planned Parenthood Wings Named After Them Before Tucker Max
By Gaby Dunn
Tucker Max, the notorious author of ‘I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell’ had his 500k donation to Planned Parenthood Texas turned down yesterday. In an effort to decrease his tax burden, Max, who has written nastily about women, thought it’d be funny to donate the amount necessary to have a wing of the women’s health clinic named after him.
Planned Parenthood Texas has been seeking additional funding since the state legislature cut off Medicaid because PP provides abortions. Max says he supports the organization’s work. Part of me thinks PP should’ve laughed all the way to the bank. The other part imagines “The Tucker Max Planned Parenthood Center.”
Here are 50 people easily more deserving of a wing at Planned Parenthood than Tucker Max.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
- Elizabeth Cady Stanton
- Gloria Steinem
- Gloria Estefan
- Harriet Tubman
- Kirsten Gillibrand
- Hillary Clinton
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Goldberg the wrestler
- Frida Kahlo
- Sonya Sotomayer
- Kerri Strugg
- Mindy from Mork and Mindy
- Wilt Chamberlain
- Amy Poehler’s new baby
- Your aunt who lives in New Mexico and makes turquoise bracelets on Etsy
- Sandra Fluke
- Tracy Grandstaff, the voice of Daria
- Grace Jones
- Nancy Keenan
- Keenan & Kel
- Yoshi
- The guy who wrote ‘Hava Negila’
- Gilda Radnor
- Jane Curtain
- Jane from The Jetsons
- Your high school science teacher
- Lara Croft
- Louisa May Alcott
- Mary Shelley
- Shelley Duvall
- Clara Bow
- Tupac Shakur
- Kevin Youkilis
- Muggsy Bogues
- Brad Pitt in Moneyball
- Jonah Hill in Superbad
- Jackie Joyner-Kersee
- Rainbow Brite
- The end of the movie Spacejam
- Susan B. Anthony
- Women B. Shopping
- Betty Friedan
- Michael Crichton
- Jeff Goldblum
- A T-Rex that ate a cell phone
- Smurfette
- Elena Kagan
- Virginia Woolf
- Severus Snape