50 Stupidly Simple Things That Are Making You Look Like An Asshole By Thought Catalog 46. When you are being introduced to someone, just say, “I don’t care” and turn around. The person you were being introduced to will automatically think you are the biggest asshole. 47 Not giving your seat to a senior/disabled person. 48. Don’t tip on a split check. Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14