50 Stupidly Simple Things That Are Making You Look Like An Asshole By Thought Catalog 9. Whenever somebody calls you a friend, deadpan say “We’re not friends.” 10. Listen to music with the speakers in public. 11. “Do you know who my dad is?!” – for anyone in college or high school this is the defining asshole line. Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14