55 Of The Most Outrageous Quotes From ‘Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ That Prove They’re Your Favorite Housewives
By Natalia Vela
1. “You’re a slut pig!” – Kim Richards to Brandi Glanville
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2. “At least I don’t do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long, bitch.” –Brandi Glanville to Kim Richards
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3. “You’re a goddamn bitch!” (JINX!) –The Richards Sisters to Brandi Glanville
4. “I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!” –Brandi Glanville to The Richards Sisters
5. “Why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down a little?” –Kim Richards to Lisa Rinna
6. “Bloody hell, I’m going to have to put out tonight.” -Lisa Vanderpump
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7. “I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.” -Brandi Glanville
8. “The morally corrupt Faye Resnick.” -Camille Grammer
9. “This is my party, do me a favor and stay away from me.” -Taylor Armstrong
10. “You stole my goddamn house!” -Kim Richards to Sister Kyle
11. “I have this Jesus complex, I think.” -Camille Grammer
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12. “I can’t stop because you’re off your fucking rocker!” -Taylor Armstrong to Kim Richards
13. “Wow, she’s pernicious.” -Camille Grammer
14. “My dog is pink, so why shouldn’t my pussy be?” –Lisa Vanderpump
15. “Are we taking the Bentley, mom?” -Little Portia
16. “Can we get a bottle of Rosé out here? And a funnel!” -Kyle Richards
17. “You really piss me off because you’re a real asshole.” –Yolanda Hadid to Taylor Armstrong
18. “Thank God for Xanax.” -Brandi Glanville
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19. “It’s nice to know she’s been eating, even if it’s only diet pills.” -Lisa Vanderpump
20. “My hair is iconic, and don’t you fucking forget!” -Lisa Rinna
21. “Let’s get it straight. Men love beautiful women and beautiful women love rich men. Still fuck your husband for a Chanel bag. There’s temptation everywhere.” -Yolanda Hadid
22. “I’m a sweet, fun-loving person, until you cross me, and then I will fucking cut a bitch.” -Brandi Glanville
23. “I don’t like bullshit and I that’s what I think you are.” -Erika Girardi to Dorit Kemsley
24. “I don’t throw wine glasses, I throw wine.” -Brandi Glanville
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25. “I love squirrels!” -Kim Richards
26. “You need to change your Depends because you’re so full of shit.” -Brandi Glanville to Lisa Rinna
27. “I am sorry. I am not putting my mouth on a straw where Brandi’s mouth has been. Would you?” -Kyle Richards
28. “If I was a bully, I would have knocked out your teeth by now.” -Brandi Glanville
29. “181 kilometers is actually 112 mph, which means I will chop off his penis.” -Kyle Richards
30. “This is a cheeky little gift since we’ve all seen your pretty little puss now.” -Dorit Kemsley to Erika Girardi
31. Eileen: “It’s the crotch chronicles.” Dorit: “It’s the snatch chat.”
32. “I saw what Mr. Girardi been munching on for the last 20 years.” -Lisa Vanderpump
33. “Why do these bitches keep talking about my vagina?” -Erika Girardi
34. “If I can smell your breath, you’re too close.” -Dorit Kemsley
35. “I’ve decided that I would have a Studio 54 party for my birthday. Studio 54 was a fabulous time, it was fun! This is when people were really being free and cocaine wasn’t addictive…allegedly.” -Erika Girardi
36. “Now may be a good time to keep those big lips closed.” -Kyle Richards about Lisa Rinna
37. “Apparently if you have a penis you never get lost.” -Kyle Richards
38. “I’m like a cockroach. You can’t get rid of me.” -Lisa Rinna
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39. “I thought I had a stroke, but it was my false eyelashes, making one eye look smaller than the other.” -Kyle Richards
40. “I better start drinking green shit and jogging.” -Brandi Glanville
41. “It costs a lot of money to bring my glam squad. But they’re worth it. So I’ll look great, while everyone else looks dusty.” -Erika Girardi
42. Kyle: “You’re not wanted.” Brandi: “Excuse me, neither are you. Ask your husband.”
44. “Sometimes I want to strangle him, but that’s life, isn’t it?” -Lisa Vanderpump
45. “No matter how many Chanels you borrow, you will never, ever, be a lady.” -Faye Resnick to Brandi Glanville
46. “What means ‘cunnilingus’?” -Yolanda Hadid
47. “Nice to meet you….and your newly renovated vagina.” -Eileen Davidson
48. “My goal is to be so completely wasted so I don’t even know what’s happening because if you don’t hear it and you don’t see it then it didn’t happen…like blackout sex..” -Brandi Glanville
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49. “I’m not in the bathroom doing cocaine. I’m not in the car smoking pot. I like my wine. It is what it is.” -Brandi Glanville
50. “Were people doing coke in your bathroom?” -Lisa Rinna to Dorit Kemsley
51. “My house is a coke den.I have two little babies but my house is a coke den.” -Dorit Kemsley
52. “You want me to eat your pussy?” -Brandi Glanville to Lisa Vanderpump
53. “I’m about to take you out back and pull some Oklahoma on your ass.” -Taylor Armstrong to Kim Richards
54. “Pat the puss. Pat the puss. Pat the puss.” -Erika Girardi
55. “I’ve had enough of you, you beast.” -Kim Richards to Eileen Davidson