10 Quotes That Are Encouragingly Lazy

Here are ten quotes to justify your laziness.

1.

“Everything’s shit. The only thing that’s not shitty…is sleep.”
—Franco in “Cemetery Man”

2.

“The most lively thought is still inferior to the dullest sensation.”
—David Hume

3.

“Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years.”
—William F. Buckley, Jr.

4.

“I’ve been drinking. Now I’m going to drink some more.”
—Oliver Reed

5.

“When I usually use a theremin during a set, it feels…it feels good, because I get to take a break from playing guitar, it’s a little rest, really, and I know that it’s only five or ten minutes until the show ends and I can get a drink.”
—Jon Spencer

6.

“To be is to be perceived.”
—George Berkeley

7.

“There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.”
—Henry James

8.

“Turn off your mind.”
—Electric Wizard

9.

“I don’t wanna take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money? I got all the money in the world. I’m the king, man.”
—Charles Manson

10.

“Disintegration—I’m taking it in stride.”
—Bret Easton Ellis