25 Hilariously Real Tweets That Mock Snobby Hipster Parents

By Crissy Milazzo

The parody account @LosFelizDaycare is an almost too real take on the ridiculous things that insufferable hipster parents actually say when talking about their kids. Make yourself a kale smoothie and read some of their most spot on tweets.

1.

Any LFDC parents who are Uber drivers in the area? Beckett has an acupuncture appointment in ktown at 6, but his dads are still brewing.

— Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) May 1, 2014

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/522894186631032833

3.

https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/491243678401175554

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/489864194573889537

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/487265425559130112

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/481850360709935106

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/479668418107703297

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/478978307711459328

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If your child wears Vibram Shoes, PLEASE LABEL them. We're having a lot of mix ups lately. Currently in lost & found: pic.twitter.com/9pUPNyxHbD

— Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) June 11, 2014

10.

https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/517010920242151424

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/515550426188374017

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/512685753801773056

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We're empowering the new students by letting them choose nap music. After 3 days of "All About That Bass" we're going back to ambient noise.

— Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) September 8, 2014

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Sometimes when we listen to Lana Del Rey on Monday mornings the children get a little too sad and we have to move Talk It Out up a few hours

— Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) September 15, 2014

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/482018573464772609

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/479301979928141825

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Our earthquake kit contains plenty of raw living water, soy pellets, dreamcatcher and coconut oil.

— Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) May 8, 2014

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/502475635269181441

19.

https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/507564487201660928

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/463570551743590401

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/461630178502782976

22.

https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/462329083552989184

23.

https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/463882957963268097

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https://twitter.com/LosFelizDayCare/status/464129676873441280

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This is insulting. Yes. RT @StateRegLinz: Are you a real day care? @LosFelizDayCare

— Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) October 16, 2014