A Comprehensive List of “Shit ___ Say” Videos That Need To Be Made
- Shit Babies Say
- Shit Dogs Say
- Shit Guys Say to Mall Shopping with Their Girlfriends
- Shit Drunk Girls Say to Other Drunk Girls
- Shit Drunk Girls Say to Guys (In General)
- Shit Upper Class White Girls Say to Middle Class White Girls
- Shit Mall Kiosk Men Say
- Shit Slytherins Say to Gryffindors
- Shit Elitist Music Listeners Say to Top 40 Music Listeners
- Shit the Jersey Shore Cast Says to Orphans
- Shit Prius Owners Say
- Shit Private School Students Say to Public School Students
- Shit Retailers Say to Customer’s Returning Unwanted Purchases
- Shit Ex-boyfriends Say to Girls Who Can’t Fight the Urge to Not Text Them Drunk Late One Night
- Shit Peanut Butter Says to Jelly
- Shit People Say to People
- Shit Peeta Says to Gale
- Shit Creditors Say to Debtors
- Shit People Say to Other People on their Birthdays on Facebook
- Shit Courtney Stodden Says to Who the Hell Cares
- Shit Judy Blume Says to Teenage Girls
- Shit Real Life Says to Twi-hards
- Shit American Spirit Smokers Say
- Shit Vladimir Putin Says
- Shit Blonde Girls Say
- Shit Blonde Girls with Blue Eyes Say
- Shit Blonde Girls with Blue Eyes who are 5’6” Say
- Shit Blonde Girls with Blue Eyes who are 5’6” and Own a Pomeranian Say
- Shit Blonde Girls with Blue Eyes who are 5’6” and Own a Pomeranian and Drive a Mini Cooper Say
- Shit Brunettes say to Blonde Girls with Blue Eyes who are 5’6 and Own a Pomeranian and Drive a Mini Cooper
- Shit Ryan Gosling’s Body Says to Ryan Gosling
- Shit Jay-Z Says When Planking on his Millions
- Shit Bills Say to my Bank Account
- Shit Kanye West Says to an Ice Sculpture of Kanye West
- Shit the Chicken Says to the Egg
- Shit Drunk Guys Say to get Drunk Girls in Bed
- Shit NBC Says to Having Community Return
- Shit Hairstylists Say
- Shit Avon People Say to Mary Kay People
- Shit Bitter People Who Secretly Want to Be Engaged Say to People Who Get Engaged
- Shit Local Coffee Shop Employees Say to Starbucks
- Shit Aaron Burr said to Alexander Hamilton
- Shit Blue Ivy Carter Says
- Shit Your Expectations Says to My Performance
- Shit Loving, Kind Mothers Say
- Shit Distant, Cold Fathers Say (Occasionally)
- Shit the ‘Book was Better than the Movie’ People Say to the ‘Movie was Better than the Book’ People
- Shit LOST people Say to the last episode of LOST
- Shit Queen Elizabeth Says
- Shit Jesus Says to the Pharisees
- Shit The Men Who Wear Jeans at the Gym Say
- Shit Nicolas Cage Says to Any Movie Pitch
- Shit the Twitter Bird Says to The Fail Whale
- Shit Your Mom Says
- Shit East Coast Says to the West Coast
- Shit Juice Cleansers Say
- Shit Nicki Minaj Says to Her Mirror Face
- Shit a Can Opener Says
- Shit Rosie O’Donnell Says about The View
- Shit Airport Cops Say
- Shit Gluten-Free Says to Wheat Flour
- Shit Internet Commenters Say
- Shit Anonymous Internet Commenters Say
- Shit Satan Says to Tim Tebow
- Shit Shit Says to Shit