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“Take a shot with meeeee. Wait why isn’t Lara going out?!”

There are two sides to every story. Here’s the other side of the Ukrainian story.

Either the economic downturn has affected so many women that they’re attempting to fit into their baby clothes, or the people making these shirts have decided to stop halfway to protest for higher wages.

I knew that while I had been careful, no one is ever as careful as they would like to believe. I knew that this could be my child.

By grabbing my hair and pushing me to the ground, by calling me a “slut” and a “whore”, by saying things like “you will rape me” and “you will kill me”, you have changed my life forever.

They have lived in Manhattan for years and think that buying a pair of skinny jeans and a flannel will make them transition from a natural bread Upper East Sider to a Brooklynite.

People make fun of white girls like it’s a terrible thing to be.

I put up with him right until the end of the football season. The stakes were high for this game, and he, as per usual was getting more and more inappropriate as the beer flowed.

The ability to spell is discounted by a generation with dictionaries on their phones and a word processor for every occasion.