I Hate My Sister’s Boyfriend
He was in the midst of a divorce when they met at work last summer, so she’s essentially his rebound.
I Hate What You Did To Me
I can pretend all I want that I’m fine, that nothing has changed, that you were one of the many. But I can’t lie to myself.
41 Signs You Went To Yale
8. You’ve been completely wasted at Toad’s, even though Box 63 is obviously the new Toad’s.
6 Ways My Life Is Like ‘The Sims 2’
The Sims’ eyes locked, and they jumped under the covers. The whole bed began to shake and little rose petals started falling atop the writhing sheets.
I Work For A Modern Print Publication, And It’s Awful
For the past half-year, I’ve had the distinct opportunity to work for an ailing, on-its-way-out print magazine as a full-time music editor.
The Only Reason I Want To be With You Again Is Because I’m Scared No One Will Ever Feel That Way About Me Again
I knew you were in love with me, and you were there, and that was enough.
Our Perfect Relationship Has The Biggest Flaw A Relationship Can Have
You are the best boyfriend I have ever had and can claim that to be true for the past year and a half that we have been together.
I Wore Your Shirt To Bed Last Night
Who am I kidding? All the time, I still think about you.
I Dropped Out Of College But Told Everyone I Graduated And They All Still Believe Me
I told my parents, friends, and assorted other relatives.
Thanks For Dating Me. Getting Married To Someone Else Now.
I am not sure I would have figured these things out if I had not had you.