Who You Would Be On ‘The Bachelor’ Based On Your Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
CHAMPAGNE: You wake up with fully done make-up when The Bachelor “surprises” everyone in the early morning.
CHAMPAGNE: You wake up with fully done make-up when The Bachelor “surprises” everyone in the early morning.
To love someone more than they love you is a painful truth, something I don’t wish upon anyone. Especially you.
Being told to stop yelling when you definitely did not think you were yelling.
You were the thumbprint on my heart I could never scrub away. I was the tattoo on your wrist that refused to fade
You might be choosing people who you know will keep you at a safe distance. That way, you’ll never have to open up space in your actual life for them.
You’re thinking bad things about yourself,
baby.
Why, when I call myself a feminist, does it bother you? Is it the word? If I were to say, “I believe men and women should have equal rights and opportunities” would that be okay? Would you agree with me?
You might not be able to hug your BFF, but you can send them ugly faces on Snapchat all day long.
I can romanticize my feelings for you as much as I want, but the brutal truth is you’re a stranger now.
You had those weird, ugly, plastic sex bracelets. You did not do any of the sexual things they indicated, but still definitely wore them. And lied to your Mom about what they meant.