How To Drink Alone And Ruin Everything
Cancel the date you’re supposed to have a few days from now. Make up an excuse (you’re good at it). Cancel all dates so you never have to start. Joke about being alone forever and realize it’s your own doing.
Cancel the date you’re supposed to have a few days from now. Make up an excuse (you’re good at it). Cancel all dates so you never have to start. Joke about being alone forever and realize it’s your own doing.
I think for a lot of 20-somethings, there’s this panic after college that’s like, “Oh shit, this is it.” It’s a very turbulent time period, dramatic ups and downs. Being with my family reminded me to let go of the things that don’t matter. Not everything that goes wrong has to be treated like the end of the world.
You’re everything I’m not supposed to want. Which means you’re all that I think about when I’m in the shower.
I posted a photo on Instagram and was shocked to see that, within seconds, all my ex boyfriends had liked it.
Maybe it’s not about catching them all. Maybe it’s about catching the one.
How you gonna bootycall
all this magic?
All this fire and brimstone?
At its core, Tinder is a glorified hot or not app. We’re deciding, within seconds, if we want to possibly see you naked one day.
Perfect for the emotionally repressed!
You’re single because you haven’t met someone who makes the alternative seem like the better option. Some might toss words your way like ‘picky’ or ‘selective’, but why should that be a bad thing?
“She always made fun of me and I put up with it for a while because I figured I was being too sensitive and she was just joking. But after enough time, I got tired of feeling shitty. A friend should build you up, not knock you down.”